Low-Key Lysmith

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  what will you be reincarnated as???

  by theinfamousone in

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  http://www.reincarnationstation.com/

  this is fun.... i did it, and im gonna be a lion... wooooooo lions rule... the infamous one

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  According to this, I'm destined to come back as Daisy Fuentes' bra. -Giggety.

  -Breck
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  Put a caption to the photo's . . . . .

  by nicolaou in

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  all taken from the 2003 convention at the millenium stadium in cardiff.

  the phrase "rattling about" comes to mind.

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  Q: What has 10,000 legs and an IQ of 17?

  A: The front row at the Cardiff Convention.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses: Harmless or Deadly?

  by Blueblades in

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  it is difficult to imagine the frustration of a doctor who wants to help but who is forced to watch a jehovah's witness patient bleed to death.

  a three page article by dr. elisabeth rosenthal in the august 1988 issue of discover magazine ( pp.28 - 31 ) related her feelings and observations as she watched her jw.

  patient, a ms. peyton, die from loss of blood.

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  My sister died from a rare strain of leukemia that basically ate her alive in less than a week. I had to sit there, watch, and bite my tongue as the doctors told my sister and my parents about the benefits of a blood transfusion. Of course, they refused. Due to my df'd status, I had absolutely no voice in the matter and had to watch my sister die screaming while my parents and other relatives went on and on about how she had sealed her position in paradise with her steadfastness. I still clench my fists in rage as I type this.

  -Breck
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  Heard a new joke today.

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  so there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years.

  being a devout catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the priest to make his confession.

  "bless me father for i have sinned" he said.

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  I apologize if I have offended any farmers, pigs, priests, or homosexuals. This joke was just too funny to keep to myself.

  Best intentions intended,

  -Breck
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  Heard a new joke today.

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  so there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years.

  being a devout catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the priest to make his confession.

  "bless me father for i have sinned" he said.

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  So there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years. Being a devout Catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the Priest to make his confession.

  "Bless me Father for I have sinned" he said. "I have been having sexual intercourse with my pig for some time now."

  The Priest answered "whew, that's a pretty big sin. Let me ask you this, is it a male or a female pig?"

  The farmer answers, "What do you think I am, some sort of queer?"

  -Breck
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  Here's an idea for a "hot list"....

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  .....how about if we do some research, read some profiles of some posters that we don't readily recognize, and say something nice about them?.

  -breck

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  T Dogg: He's a really smart guy, a talented guitarist, has a lovely family, and oh yeah, he's my cousin.

  Missy04: A really cool girl that used to keep me company back when this site still had a "chat" feature. (Not bad on the eyes either.)

  Tetrapod.sapien: He's fairly well-known around here, but I wanted to point out that I thought his bit of prose that he wrote about breaking-up with Jehovah was pure genius. I think about that post a lot. Very cool bit of writing. (salutes).

  I'll come up with some more in a bit.

  -Breck
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  Here's an idea for a "hot list"....

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  .....how about if we do some research, read some profiles of some posters that we don't readily recognize, and say something nice about them?.

  -breck

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  Go through the Member Directory, or just pick a poster that you don't recognize from the list of Active Topics. Read their posts, look at their pics in their avatars (if applicable), and write something positive. I just get the impression that, from all these "who's the hottest" lists, that only the JWD all-stars are getting mentioned. I think it would be nice to include some of the many other, more obscure posters that make up JWD and make more people feel appreciated.

  -Breck
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  What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

  by JH in

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  harveys .

  burger king .

  mc donalds .

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  Del-Taco

  Brucchi's Subs

  A local chain of taquerias called "Muchas Gracias". These feature delicious, fresh, authentic Mexican food and are open 24/7/365. Great for those 3 am drunken munchies after a night on the town.

  -Breck
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  Here's an idea for a "hot list"....

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  .....how about if we do some research, read some profiles of some posters that we don't readily recognize, and say something nice about them?.

  -breck

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  .....How about if we do some research, read some profiles of some posters that we don't readily recognize, and say something nice about them?

  -Breck
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  I hate greed

  by joelbear in

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  i hate greed.

  its irritating.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Sorry joelbear, it's in my redneck nature to be greedy. All procedes from raising our "passel of hogs" together will go towards a gold-plated gunrack for my pickup.

  -Breck